Why You Never Eat A 3 Week Old Hot Dog
Aww shit, Reese has got a gun. I can’t stand air soft guns, but they are only fun if I have one too.
Aaron: Damnit quit pointing that at me!
So Reese has that gun pointed at Aaron right? I am the instigator. I find a piece of a hot dog probably 3 weeks old and throw it at Reese. It hits him in the face. I get the consequence and then Shawn dares Reese to eat it for $5. Reese is like alright.
Gobble, gobble. It’s gone.
Reese: Where’s my five dollars Shawn?
Shawn: You owed me $5, we’re even.
That’s why you never eat a 3 week old hot dog.