bioh

Everyone needs a bio. Who are you to say otherwise? Here’s my biological life in short.

» Birth: June 29th, 1988 at some hospital in Dayton, Ohio.

» My beginning years, are sluggish on memory. But I do remember hitting my head on the same wall twice getting stitches in two consecutive days. Maybe that’s why I don’t remember those years too well?

» Somewhere in this I’m 5 or 6 years old, I had my first day of preschool. I don’t remember it, but it’s there somewhere.

» 2nd grade, I remember taking some sort of proficiency test and then my nose started bleeding all over the papers.

» 3rd grade, we moved to Englewood. Where the hell happened to these years? The ones where you don’t need to care about anything?

» 5th grade we moved to Huber Heights just down the street from my cousin Bryan. I remember meeting Ricky then his brother Brian. Brian and I became best friends.

» In 6th grade I picked up skateboarding along with an interest in computers.

» In 7th grade I was a poser prep. Haha, what a goofy mother fooker.

» In 8th grade I was whatever was popular that week. 8th grade was also the final year I played football for the school. I was sent to Operation Rebirth at the end of that year. I was there for that summer.

» 9th grade, I wanted to fit in with the alternative group. I was a tad gothic. Imagine a skinny white kid with blond hair in black clothes. I laugh at my past getup.

» 10th grade, I was more of a mainstream alternative rocker. I had long curly hair, which I do miss, but it was very greasy. I was lucky enough to win tickets to go to my first concert with Brian which was The Offspring. I got my first guitar near the middle of 10th grade. Jamming became a new hobby. This is the year I made my first webpage, hosted at Geocities.

» 11th grade, I went to MVCTC. The ‘diverse’ amount of people was overwhelming. Aaron introduced me to Nathan. He got me interested in PHP. Then I developed my first PHP powered website.

» 12th grade, I learned a lot and got a job through my teacher at iBoomerang.com, Inc. I co-oped for the last few months at school. I graduated with a scholarship for there.

» The summer after my final year at high school, I achieved a lot. I was more social, which amazed myself. The fact there was no more daily high school ‘drama’, etc. was the best feeling in the world. Jackass Night is a memorable night which is where I became friends with Reese. Le Mendolas were possibly the greatest times of my life. In September I finally bought my own car and got my license. Righteous.

» College, a few weeks there and I was frustrated. I wasn’t making enough money. I dropped out. Bad choice.

» In January 2007, Brian called from Utah, letting me know he was moving back. Initially we planned on us two getting an apartment when he moved but it evolved into two others (Aaron and Reese). The great times rolled, then we ran into trouble but I will never forget. “Viva la bfhd.”

» I spent a bit of time in Montana and Wyoming for the month of June in 2007. I came back to Ohio, got interested in the National Guard, and joined. Leaving for basic training soon enough.